"Desperation awaits under someone else’s conditions"
"How can anybody hate something that is redicilus? That’s just redicilus!"
"The king’ s feet smelled badly, but his followers followed him anyway"
"Say..which part of the body would hurt the most after a knife stab? - Definetely the back"
"A wise man knows when to speak, while a wise woman knows when to stop talking"
"Bad news travel with the speed of a fart in a crowded elevator and yet they’re twice as effective!"
"Actually, you never own a cat - The cat owns you!"
"Sometimes love is just like a big red sofa; it feels so so comfortable and you may buy it on an impulse, without thinking whether it fits the exact spot you were interested in placing it, because perharps it’s just way too big or too red for you…"
"Sometimes love reminds me of diarrhea; Just when you think you’re finally done, you realise that no, actually you are not!"
"I’m not evil; I’m just tired of the continius idiocy"
"Only when you love very very much, you never question anything loosing precius time in doubts on whether this person worths the efforts or not, as you’re far too busy making him very very happy! As much as you can! Besides, love is designed to reassure you that yes, he indeed is the only one worth of the whole universe being layed at his feet in the likes of forever and ever and other cute, enthusiastic things like that!"
"Whenever one is being too logical in the analysis upon something, the majority of people get confused over this, thinking he or she has gone totally insane and I’ve yet to decide whether this is hillarius or just dissapointing!"
"However, forgiving is a whole lot easier than forgetting."
"Life is just like shit - programming it doesn’t really work..
and sometimes it comes in unwanted surprises!"
and sometimes it comes in unwanted surprises!"
The word of a man
Your word is your sword. If you can’t keep your word, then you have nothing left in your hands. And as we both very well know, the price of a man is his weapon.
