The American Comito Study is now expanding its research to Europe. They want to see how effective an American accent is in creating sexual arousal in Europeans. The displeased professors stated “It’s not going to be easy and this is outrageous! Europeans don’t always respond to an American accent with arousal and you do realise who is to be blamed for all of our global sexual doom now, don’t you? George W. Bush and the absurd Obama 2009 nobel peace prize! That right! ” It took almost two hours to calm down the professors in order to carry on the experiments. When everything was settled back to normal , three thousand men and women ranging in age from 18 to 54 were monitored to detect sexual arousal after hearing different foreign accents. Women seemed more attracted to accents of the more hot-blooded countries – Spain, Brazil Greece and such. A few excited females went “weak in the knees” over the British accent, as a proof that it still remains extremely sexy to the human ear and later, at some critical point, the interesting experiments were interrupted all of a sudden, by a naked madman running furius from room to room, yelling repeteadly “If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up”, making it very hard for the police to decide on whether he should be arrested or inteviewed, as the nude rebel had a good point!
This is an experimental writing page with my little comic stories, quotes and poems of absurd etc.
I'm inspired by artists as Chriddof, David Firth, Edatlin, by many comic artists, by absurdism in general as well as varius abstract forms of art and of course by mainstream media that never fails to serve as quite an inspiration in it's own nature.
Occasionally, I enjoy following a certain process for several of my texts by "google search", which I then alter and expand within a humoristic kind of view. I like to call it "word recycling". This type of texts lie under the "automatic" tag and it's a creative process I invite any aspiring artist to explore, as it's simply good fun with lots of surprises whilst at it!
My sincere apologies if the language gets a bit harsh at times and for any unintentional abuse of English.
Please enjoy and thank you!