I read somewhere…”do not try to understand women; women understand women and they don’t like each other”. Let’s set the record straight now once and for all; we don’t dislike each other. We are just aware of everything we’re capable of.
WHEN i TRIED THIS FOR MY iPAD IT SAID ONLY THE FIRST 7 DAYS ARE FREE. DO YOU KNOW WHY?
do you always go around yelling at people
WHEN i TRIED THIS FOR MY iPAD IT SAID ONLY THE FIRST 7 DAYS ARE FREE. DO YOU KNOW WHY?
Because it is the mobile version.
Thanks. So, do you need an internet connection to use a VPN….like could I use it if my home internet goes down? Sorry if this is a dumb question….I am pretty dumb. lol
Yes.
Yes to what?
Yes, you need internet access.
January 1st This year it’ll all be neat right from scratch.
February 1st Oh well, the stupid things I say on the shift of 31/12
March 1st Fuck this shit! I’m a humble student; my year starts from September, the 1st. I have all the time of the world!
September 1st God damn it!!!
November 1st My birthday is in a week?…. Oh no God why????
December 1st This had been the worst year of my entire life! Thank God it ended!
yes, you!
I hardly ever change my mind; I expand it. and you Catherine, you’re a fool who knows she’s a fool. I don’t know if fools know they’re fools, but if some of them do, then you’re one of those above average fools. My heart? It’s large. My mind is set. Where are you now Catherine? Don’t cry. It irritates me. I don’t know why it irritates me. Maybe it’s just you.
“Oh hi Steve! I see you’ve decided to call again? Well, isn’t that a pleasant surprise? I’m quite well, thank you! How about you? Great! I hope you didn’t take me the wrong way the last time you called..I just don’t know what kind of a Beelzebub gotten into me that day to characterize you as a son of a bi..Why thank you! I’m so very glad you are so understanding! You know Steve, I gave it a lot of thought! After all this time, I finally understand. Yes, I understand Steve! You couldn’t do otherwise but leaving me for another woman. No, honestly, I do and I bravely admit it; she is nothing like me..I mean she has a PhD in Logistics, a master in Finances, she is good looking, wealthy.. To put it into two words, she seems as the perfect woman! No wonder why you prefered her over me when..What? You already got a divorse from the perfect woman? Jesus! You can’t even realise how sorry I am! Well, anyroad, right now I’m just glad that we both realised as serius adults that we were not made for each other.I just hope you don’t mind that I had found myself a lover during the time I found out that you met her. Oh you don’t? Splendid! Yes, we are still together; his name is Bobby by the way. I can’t say I’m proud for acting so, but I was so much hurt at that period of time. I believe though, we both made our mistakes to soon learn from them, didn’t we? Yes. Well, yes as I was saying..I am nothing like her. I am..unejucated, boring, grumpy, shallow..No, Steve, don’t argue with me upon this, please! You were right back then; I AM shallow! No Steve, you just don’t know… Steve? No! Don’t try to commiserate with me! No, I am shallow and I really have no idea how were you able to bare with me! Of course I mean it! Whyelse would I ever say so? So, as I was saying..you see, Bobby is a wonderful person and I have you to thank for being so very lucky to have him in my life; we got along so well, but you see..I am so god damn flat, that in the beggining when I met him, I actually prefered him over you cos, unlike you, he has an enormous penis and an amazing blood circulation! Can you believe that? Frankly, I’m just crushed since the moment I realised that I can get as shallow as that…I guess it is my cross to bear after all, innit Steve? ..St.. Hello? Steve?…Steve?…Are you there? Oh, there you are! For a second I thought something was wrong with the receiver..So, where was I? Hmm yes! From the moment you tried to contact with me again, I kinda felt a sudden urge to share with you the troubles of my past, since it involves you as well. Ah! Guess who just woke up to kiss me…*ha-ha! Oh stop it you! haha silly! Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a serious conversation? that tickles* I’m sorry, I have to be off Steve, for Bobby seems to be suggesting something that involves sex and ticklish things and I find his idea simply wonderful! Thus, I wish you the best of luck in your life! and again, thank you for throwing me into the arms of an incredible lover! Honestly, words are not enough Steve, if you know what I mean and something tells me you do and I find myself obligated to thank you so much for that too! So, thank you! Goodbye!”
The Art Blogosphere of Chris O’Kelley: At night, during the day -
I go to bed every night
with visions of my immortality
within a shell of my own mortality
and a reminder that I’ve never trusted a single thing
that considers itself a mortal
and walks for the sake of walking
while I walk for the sake of dying
and live so that I may forget how to live
and…
One of the greatest poems!! Thank you C.O’K!
Harry, honestly…I’ve tried every cure that there was known in modern science and your problem is just…I don’t know..uncurable perharps? Have you ever considered of trying masturbation?
You call yourself a poet……..then you have to understand me.
whatever did I ever say to you, poet? Why did you break my heart why
you came here, you saw, then you got back to your desk, thinking you won
and wrote a poem
you didn’t win my heart; it’s empty
there! see?
Now what am I supposed to do with a poem?
It doesn’t cure my broken heart. It can’t fix the things between us. My heart is not a chainless bicycle; (oh wait, that’s not even broken) Anyway, as I was saying, you can’t do that to me and get away with that shit; I need to cry at the very least. I have the right to mourne in peace.
So far, you are the third poet that wrote poems about me. I don’t know what do I do to you people, that inspires you at that rate, but I feel empty and deceived in return;
when by the way and if you must know, I didn’t even like your poem
Maybe just a bit, within the exception of the “mediocre”
why did you even say that?
Why you so nasty? why?
I loved you.
Remember when I…
no, you can’t remember that; I never told you!
I loved you
in silence
and in words
I loved you, you filthy bastard!
THE END
[Chorus]
Last Christmas
I gave you my hhhhhrrrrrrrtttt
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from fears
we’ll have Spisy Kebab made out of Reindeers
altogether now!
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It’s been such a long time I haven’t opened up my keyboard to wash it (yes, wash it), that I’m 100% sure that by now, the number of crumbs stuck in it, must be enough to make a whole three-floor wedding cake; gross!!!
The first serious case of falling objects on my keyboard was a cup. Now things would have gone really great for me, if the cup wasn’t filled with hot coffe; I had to get up and make myself another one.
The last thing that fell on my keyboard was a lit candle… Don’t ask; it was horrible!