one modest person
He was modest. He was very modest. He was so modest and he wanted the whole world to know just how modest he was!!!
-I’m sorry.. At the top it says: “OMG I have been offended’. … Tell me what you think -A wise man once said, “I don’t know, go ask a woman.” p.s. I’m not “offended” by what he said, but we never opened our insides. For our insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.I’m not so good with the advice. can i interest...
The doorbell rang. I rushed to open the door. It...
I invited HIM in. After a short dialogue in a friendly manner, HE said “I can’t look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy. Does the world really need another John Water’s counter-morality play?” For the second time in my life, as surprising as this may sound, I was currently lost of words..
At his death Thomas had almost nothing to leave to his sons and the family had to eat rats and Gareth David-Lloyd, another renowned fan of James in the horror and fantasy genre who himself ate Clark and it would be set to music or so he claimed before he got eaten. What could they do though? Life is hard. innit
the telephone rang. I rushed to pick it up.It was...
-Allô? -Why hello madam? Can anyone tell me how to make a rainbow cake around here? -Certainly sir, certainly! Keep in mind though, that you can’t say “Nothing’s gonna happen to me” on a J.J. Abrams show! … Not to mention that Ian isn’t even in the same league with Joey or Laila or … Besides, didn’t you have to do it just last week on Bon Jovi...
I made ey..
I made a I made a lover’s prayer chords I made a lot of mistakes in my mind I made a mistake at work I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin
OMG not another panic attack?
When after a long period of time, I realised that I was attracted to someone that may have had absolutely no sense of humor, the very first instruction that stroke my innocent female mind was..”ok..allright..Now listen to me carefully D!..We can handle this! I repeat: we-can-handle-this..whatever you do, just DON’T panic you bastard! don’t you panic..this too shall pass..!”...
the annoying eyebrows poem
There is something about Audrey Hepburn’s eyebrows that has become ridiculously annoying once I’ve come to realise that the so unpleasant tralala-but in control particular lift looks as if frozen in eternity, which unsettling resume haunts me in my nightmares every once in a while ever since..
I like shapes
I like I like how it feels I like to move it I like s I like sopen I like souvlaki (well what do you know of all the gourmet around the globe) I like sha I like shaking my hands I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy (ok) I like shapes the end I like shapes do you mind? I like shapes the end
google it: I don't need a..what?
I Don’t Need a Parachute… to Land in Europe i don’t need a man lyrics i don’t need a man lyrics wait a minute i don’t need a man buttons I don’t need no doctor For my prescription to be filled (I don’t need no doctor) (I don’t need no doctor) I don’t need a doctor just a simple love concocter. 1. To prepare by mixing ingredients, as...
Giorgos Papandreou resigned and then returned to civil life. Oh no! OMG no George! I have to truly admit as an adult and a greek voter and of course as a devoted tax payer, that every time I read this shocking wikipedia paragraph, I feel a sudden urge to fill in a bottle with my falling tears and mail it to him immediately! but I never do it eventually, because I am way too modest..and let’s be...
mr.Yamazuki and his newspaper
It was another ordinary morning in the ordinary day of an ordinary man, mr.Yamazuki, who stepped out of his ordinary office for just a moment, to buy his ordinary newspaper and grab an ordinary donut with that ordinary chocolate filling, on his way back to the desk. Nothing would go out of order for mrYamazuki, until the moment he saw the headlines on the fronpage of the newspaper while taking...
why aww why?
..because curiosity is a sick bitch!
Mr. Catt could be certainly not considered as a looser. But I could tell he lost something by the way he was searching throughout all of his pockets in tremendus agony!
She was looking at him with eyes filled with love… “Oh Martin….oh..look at you!….” she said, shaking like a lief due to her unbearable desire! Martin smiled right back at her, proud for his looks and confident per usual about his outrageously gorgeous sexappeal! Yes, he was quite splendid and the son of a bitch, knew it! “Why oh why did you have to go on being so perfect? Ah!” exclaimed she in...
one very short story
Once upon a time, a noble blu-eyed giant shrinked himsellf into a scary little angry man. What do you want from me now? I cannot stretch this story into any longer, any longer.
Sally and Andy and the option
Sally was crying.. “you…..you…why did you do it?” she shouted on and on …”why?” “I was confused” replied Andy; he was nervous..but she was much more! In fact, to the point that frankly Sally didn’t give a damn about Andy’s feelings at all at that moment.. “don’t you lie to me! You …you…You dirty liar,...
but what’s really difficult is to create something when all about it said : IT’S ZERO NOONE’S NOTHING
and even if you happen to ride a pony
Get off the pony like a man for God’s sakes!
Only a loving heart can explode then implode then explode again!
love is ey strange thing
like walking on a rope Once you realise this, suddenly the rope becomes a thread from which upon you hang hopeless and rediculed alone like any noone for a someone
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